I know you're having a rough week, we all are.
I got a parking ticket and dropped a shelf on my head yesterday. The weather was icky, stormy, and humid. Relationships are complicated. Neither of us slept well. (Insert your own complaint here) Whine whine whine whine.
Are you done? Good, because I'm tired of it.
Life is good, you're still breathing. Do something nice for yourself. Take a bath, take a walk, take some Valium. Hell, eat a tube of orange rolls like I did.
We're going to make it through this, just please stop taking it out on me.
Hugs and kisses,