Tuesday, April 22, 2008

I'm going to blame it on the full moon...

Dear Everyone,

I know you're having a rough week, we all are.

I got a parking ticket and dropped a shelf on my head yesterday. The weather was icky, stormy, and humid. Relationships are complicated. Neither of us slept well. (Insert your own complaint here) Whine whine whine whine.

Are you done? Good, because I'm tired of it.

Life is good, you're still breathing. Do something nice for yourself. Take a bath, take a walk, take some Valium. Hell, eat a tube of orange rolls like I did.

We're going to make it through this, just please stop taking it out on me.

Hugs and kisses,
Lindsey

2 comments:

Themindtaker said...

I don't know about all of you guys, but my favorite band (of my lifetime) released their first album in 13 years, and it's great! I've got nothing to complain about. :)

Actually, there's a rather apropos line from one of the new songs:
"Every day above ground is a good one."

PeterAtLarge said...

Nice piece, Lindsey. Yesterday Ellie got out of bed the wrong side, lost her studio date for next week, dropped her sandwich in the dog's water bowl and the dog threw up on the carpet. THEN we had a meeting with our lawyer...